I am Claude Faustus, one hell of a butler.

I RP with anyone and I also accept requests for AU, so don't be shy and talk to me.
*Bows* That would be all for now.
M!As: NONE
((Independent RP Account.))
Day into night, sugar into salt, living to dead, and silver into gold. That's what makes a Trancy butler.

9th July 2014

Post reblogged from The Monster Inside with 321,012 notes

thesecondbird:

forevergrilo:

niledork:

wholetyouinhere:

cozynoon:

Never forget that you are the protagonist of your own story

and the antagonist of someone else’s!

And a possible love interest in some other peoples! 0u0

This might just be the single most inspiration thing I have ever seen on the internet.

You are also a supporting character to a lots of people’s stories. You might even be the kind stranger who unintentionally turns someone’s life around for the better.

Source: cozynoon

8th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from If I were you, I'd put that away... with 511,536 notes

i-n-s-a-n-e-j-e-f-f:

teambullshitsfakefan:

omgstoppp:

itsreddqueen:

kalliat:

dear everyone who says he’s a good person

he also punched goofy too, what an imbecile.

Canada can take him back anytime now

He can go back into his mother’s womb anytime now

Dear beliebers

6th July 2014

Post with 2 notes

*hasn’t seen a single 4chan raid post*

Tagged: oocbed timejeez

6th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Creepy Rasta with 3,596 notes

creepy-rasta:

Guys, 4chan has had a lot of raids and this will be going on for the next few days, I advise everyone to stay out of tags for a bit. You can look from blog to blog for posts or stay on your dashboard as no one will be following the 4chan “Raid Blogs” as they are just making new accounts and thus no one will be following them.
I recommend to stay out of the following tags until next Wednesday.
#Feminist
#feminism
#fat acceptance
#patriarchy
#misogyny
#Free!
#Food
#Sherlock
#Supernatural
#Doctor Who
#Homestuck
#Avengers
They will be trying to hit the largest source of people on Tumblr which will be mostly Fandoms.
Please do not respond to any of their posts, do not comment on them, reply, like or reblog them. Leave them alone and show them we do not care, the blogs will be deleted when Tumblr staff finds them. Please spread the word, you could save someone from a lot of depression, anger, panic attack, or even suicide.

creepy-rasta:

Guys, 4chan has had a lot of raids and this will be going on for the next few days, I advise everyone to stay out of tags for a bit. You can look from blog to blog for posts or stay on your dashboard as no one will be following the 4chan “Raid Blogs” as they are just making new accounts and thus no one will be following them.

I recommend to stay out of the following tags until next Wednesday.

  • #Feminist
  • #feminism
  • #fat acceptance
  • #patriarchy
  • #misogyny
  • #Free!
  • #Food
  • #Sherlock
  • #Supernatural
  • #Doctor Who
  • #Homestuck
  • #Avengers

They will be trying to hit the largest source of people on Tumblr which will be mostly Fandoms.

Please do not respond to any of their posts, do not comment on them, reply, like or reblog them. Leave them alone and show them we do not care, the blogs will be deleted when Tumblr staff finds them. Please spread the word, you could save someone from a lot of depression, anger, panic attack, or even suicide.

6th July 2014

Photo reblogged from youre no fun!!!!!!!!! with 40,195 notes

davejade:

please stay safe.

davejade:

please stay safe.

5th July 2014

Post reblogged from The Survivor with 156,376 notes

asheydoo55:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

joyfulldreams:

inuysha-link-lover:

algrenion:

i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s

because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits

image

EVERYONE WE ALL NEED TO MAKE THIS A THING

GOD THIS WOULD MAKE SHIT SO MUCH EASIER

so basically all shipping fics

BLESS YOU AMAZING OP

Source: algrenion

5th July 2014

Photo reblogged from The Survivor with 312,081 notes

dead-and-scarred:

fuck-yeah-elm-street:

alwayssmilecuzyoucan:

afangirlstreehouse:

hheath541:

Apple download - https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/aspire-news/id733163167?mt=8
Android download - https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.collectiveray.aspire

I’m sorry - not my usual stuff - but this is incredibly important. Please share around. It could save someone’s life.

I DON’T CARE IF THIS DOESN’T SUIT YOUR BLOG TYPE IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS I’M JUDGING YOU 

Stay safe, my friends.

I will always reblog this.

dead-and-scarred:

fuck-yeah-elm-street:

alwayssmilecuzyoucan:

afangirlstreehouse:

hheath541:

Apple download - https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/aspire-news/id733163167?mt=8

Android download - https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.collectiveray.aspire

I’m sorry - not my usual stuff - but this is incredibly important. Please share around. It could save someone’s life.

I DON’T CARE IF THIS DOESN’T SUIT YOUR BLOG TYPE IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS I’M JUDGING YOU 

Stay safe, my friends.

I will always reblog this.

Source: hheath541

4th July 2014

Chat reblogged from The Survivor with 700 notes

  • Person: Are you a quality RP blog?
  • Me: Uhhhh... *looks back at all the reblogged memes, open posts with no replies, crack RPs, and just general OOCness* Sure?

Source: totesfabpolska

29th June 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Puppet From Twilight Town with 107,837 notes

juniorpaleontologist:

piercingsandink:

imalonelywhale:

thehunterandherangel:

balancedwithshadow:

thesataniclokeanrebel:

vanderwolf:

wholeheartedlyhalfhearted:

theclocktowerguardian:

dorkmeetstumblr:

acanthachaos:

I find this so adorable :3💜

THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE. #thedream

For Amber

Women like this don’t actually exist, do they?

excuse you 

We exist all over the goddamn place.

I am like this thank you very much!

this will be us hehe

This is literally my relationship.

oh my god this is so freaking cute and that last picture omfg HAHAHA

Yupp. Love this. :)

Source: acanthachaos

28th June 2014

Photo reblogged from bitchcraft with 326,154 notes

Source: euneirophrenia-team

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