I am Claude Faustus, one hell of a butler.

I RP with anyone and I also accept requests for AU, so don't be shy and talk to me.
*Bows* That would be all for now.
M!As: NONE
((Independent RP Account.))
Day into night, sugar into salt, living to dead, and silver into gold. That's what makes a Trancy butler.

19th April 2014

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theycallmethemoose:

fuckyeahprettybooks:

I am sorry for the non-book related post but its been 10 minutes and I am still laughing.

This is what Bella’s reaction should have been.

Source: notspecialjustcrazy

18th April 2014

Question with 2 notes

Anonymous asked: I suppose Sebastian has good looks, but he doesn't have the freaking hot good looks like yours.

"Why, thank you. You know best." He grinned wider as his ego grew from the anon’s truthful words. "If only everyone had the same vision as you, then I would be recognised as the superior demon I am." He gives a proud and egotistic huff and pushed his glasses up, still grinning.

17th April 2014

Question

Anonymous asked: HOTTEST DEMON ON EARTH :')

Claude gives a proud grin and cleared his throat. “Why, thank you, anon. I suppose you know how to recognise who is the superior demon based on appearances.” He gives off a chuffed scoff and pushes up his glasses and then running his fingers through his hair. “You’re not like the others who are blind and prefer that poor excuse of a demon, Michaelis.”

16th April 2014

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theyoutubefangirl:

This radio show is going to kill me.

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15th April 2014

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how to get your muse back || a small guide →

eleftheriia:

STEP ONE: Figure out why your muse isn’t cooperating with you.

Perhaps it’s because you’re not in the right mood, or because you have writer’s block in general, because suddenly the muse for another character comes up and replaces that one, if it’s temporarily or for a…

Source: eleftheriia

15th April 2014

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♔ The boy with a brilliant mind ♔
Dedicated to PumpkinHime

The boy with a brilliant mind 

Dedicated to PumpkinHime

Source: nami-chuu

15th April 2014

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Hey so IF we have a MUTUAL follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

  • cellular number
  • snapchat
  • twitter
  • kik
  • skype
  • email
  • facetime
  • first born

you know, anything you want

Source: deanovak

15th April 2014

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thesylverlining:

babebraham:

today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me

bless

"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line

Source: babebraham

15th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Survivor with 355 notes

Kuroshitsuji I & II » Butlers & Masters

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15th April 2014

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notaglassoflemonade:

steampoweredcupcake:

divine-genesis:

Semit-transparent fox.
Fox will adapt a tint of your blog’s color.
made by ॐ

I’M IN TEARS,

*everyone with an orange blog sighs*

notaglassoflemonade:

steampoweredcupcake:

divine-genesis:

Semit-transparent fox.

Fox will adapt a tint of your blog’s color.

made by

I’M IN TEARS,

*everyone with an orange blog sighs*

Source: divine-genesis

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